Omer Gaspar, owner of the U-Smash-I -Fix iPhone glass repair kiosk in the Tysons Galleria in McLean VA is exhausted. This is the 3rd time this week he’s gotten a pre-dawn house call to the White House to fix the glass phone screen of “someone who works here.” Gaspar knew it was the dumbander in chief. The glass was always smashed near the thumbs and, besides, he read the tweets. He knew covfefe when he saw it.