October 27, 2017

Robert Mueller loved his new Twitter account, Reinhold Niebhuhr @FormerBu. He knew he needed to keep up the stream of pensive solo shots in weird places with cryptic messages to really fuck up big Donny. Maybe he’d have a picture taken next week In a random place on the grounds of Mar-a-Lago. Maybe one in the shadowy hallway outside of the presidential suite at The Ritz Carlton in Moscow. Perhaps even one of him standing near Melania’s bodyguard boyfriend who works at the Tiffany next to Trump Tower. “Oh Lordy this was going to be fun.”

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