October 18, 2017

If pissing in his pants (twice) during Monday’s all day grilling by Robert Mueller’s team of prosecutors was the worst thing that happened to him then Sean Spicer considered himself lucky. He really regretted forgetting to wear the padded briefs he used to wear under his Easter bunny costume but he’d come to rely on them during tough questions at the press podium and he was out of them. And oh but Mueller and his team were slick! He had to admire how they handed him 4 bags of vanilla Dippin’ Dots while simultaneously sliding his crammed notebooks away from him. Wait?

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