“Everyone was saying it. Everyone. Just ask anyone. Even the fake news admitted it. Sniff. President Trump is a hero for delivering supplies to the needy in Houston last week. Did you see him hand the big box of supplies directly to the driver of that pickup truck? His muscles were bulging. He’s a goddam American hero dammit. A goddam hero,” said Donald Trump eating some White Castle’s and mumbling to himself in the mirror this morning.