‪A guy named Don from Manhattan‬ ‪got an email he knew to be happenin’‬

‪It promised shit on his Daddy’s big rival,‬ ‪and might be their only shot at survival. ‬

‪He got the note from a big tub named Goldstone, who obviously spent all his free time at Coldstone. ‬

‪Goldstone told Don about this lawyer with news and said “hurry up! Go on, tell the Jews!”‬

‪Don checked in with Paul and his bro-in-law too, they all set up a date, day nine in June.‬

‪The meeting came on a day with some showers (not that kind), Goldstone met them there at Trump Towers (and then checked in on Facebook 🙄). ‬

‪The room was filled with loads of endorphins, until the lawyer started in on talk about orphans. What????‬

‪Donny and Paul and Jared were mad, they really wanted to help out ol’ Dad. ‬

‪They had set up this meeting to hear all the dirt, but got nothing but shit from that broad in a skirt. ‬

‪Punchline is, it’s never very smart to commit treason, even if you think you have a really good reason. ‬
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