Jeff Sessions didn’t know just how much longer he could sit there without exploding with pee. While his hearing had ended over 3 days ago his Russian council had advised him to remain in character. Russian power lawyer Sergey Magnitzsky strongly suggested that Sessions was to appear to be in a Fugue state during his testimony, only having moments of clarity long enough to say “I don’t recall.” To further the credibility of his uncredible condition, Sessions was instructed to remain seated and confused looking throughout the weekend. The thinking being that by the time he was finally allowed to leave, everyone would have moved on to the next crisis. Sadly the next crisis happened immediately but no one bothered to tell Jeff Sessions. It was just a confused little man and his overflowing stadium pal.