A shiver of excitement rippled down the spines of “a small group of people” when word got out about President Trump’s puzzling tweet. While the rest of the world united in confusion over covfefe, the “President and a small group of people” knew covfefe as a good thing (for once). Donald J. Trump was announcing publicly that he was planning a celebratory dinner for “a small group of people” (but not Sean) so they could all talk about his hugely successful trip abroad and probably his electoral win, again. They had all gathered for covfefe the night of the Bowling Green massacre. Frederick Douglas had just loaded a legless Kellyanne into an ambulance when a staff of waitresses, followed by Donald Trump in a golf cart, emerged carrying platters of the most delicious food they’d ever had. What a covfefe they had! Word on the street was that for this covfefe they would all toast to the orb.