Secretary of State Rex Tillerson freakin’ loved slipping into his leathers and revving up his Harley at last weekend’s Rolling Thunder biker rally in D. C. Man did he get some good ink in the conservative rags after that! “a brilliant man and a patriot, always ready to raise the patriotic spirit,” one guy even called him T. “Rex” and oh how he loves this passage:

“This is the American spirit. This is how we show respect to our brave heroes. The liberal leftists use their hordes to burn the national flag and curse this country, but these patriots show us how to love America.” 
Man it felt good to get some attention. Ever since his tongue removal surgery he’s been feeling so muted.