Sean Spicer was looking forward to the whirlwind trip he was leaving on today with President Trump. Truthfully he just wanted to score some good cocaine in Egypt. Listening to Colombia’s president Juan Manuel Santos bragging about all the coca farms they seized last year got him thinking. If President Trump didn’t like the way Spicey spun his bullshit into rainbows then Spicey was going to have to up his game. He just knew that drugs were the answer! Even Jeff Sessions referred to his occasional line as “a snort of spark.”