First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump, had never smiled wider than she did when saw her husband “tweeted her” for Mother’s Day. She was thrilled to be in her gilded NYC tower with her son while Donny was in the New Jersey smacking balls around. She really preferred it when they were apart. “Absence makes the heart grow fonder,” she thinks, frowning at the thought of that buffoon of a man she married.

Melania smiles as her son Barron emerges from his own floor for a visit. Cracking apart a hostess apple pie and passing half to her smiling son, she feels ecstatic. She is so glad Donny let her have a baby on the condition she got her body back. Dinner would be lettuce again for her.