May 8, 2017

Mike Pence hates how Kellyanne is fucking with him. She knows perfectly well he won’t dine alone with another woman without his wife and she’s invited him out every night for the last week. At first he said yes. He felt bad he had to shit can her from the talk shows on account of the nonsense that came out of her mouth, even though her shenanigans caused him a monumental amount of grief. But when that bony tramp waved a stack of photographic evidence of him in flagrante delicto with Elizabeth Warren’s niece he knew he was screwed.

And poor Karen is the victim of Conway’s revenge. He gazes lovingly at his wife as she takes a lusty bite of tartufo. Poor thing, she’s getting so fat. And Kellyanne is just enjoying it all go down.

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