Francisco Javier Cruz, the new busboy at The White House, knew it was wrong to throw feces in the bowls of corn nuts at the Trump care victory party. He just snapped when he overheard Congressman Chris Collins brag how he didn’t even read the bill.  If this bullshit ever passes his poor mother, Rosa, will be booted off of her insurance because of her preexisting nose condition. “God,” muttered Cruz as he subtlety emptied the bowls into the rose bushes, “I am so blessed not to have a nose.”