Melania Trump’s totally unfounded claims that Baron is allergic to “the hairs of those black dogs that lived here before” have fallen on deaf ears and soon they must leave their gilded palace and head to The White House.  “What bullshit, she fumes, “I hate that house of white, I hate Donny, I hate those smiling wives from the other countries. I should have stayed dancing and “dating” in Slovenia.” With a quick turn of her heels into her limo she smiles slyly, at least her official portrait is sexy. “Airbrushed my ass.” Well, maybe a little…