April 3, 2017

Christie

Chris Christie regrets fussing about Donald Trump making him eat meatloaf for lunch at The White House back in February when everyone else got to pick their own dish. Truth is — he freaking loves it.  As he unsuccessfully tries to replicate the recipe at his NJ home, he snickers over the irony that he was tapped to launch a commission to combat drug addiction. He is an addict and that meatloaf is his drug of choice. Don’t eff this job up Chris, don’t eff this up.” 

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