On the day that 45 announced there was an armada steaming toward the Sea of Japan to send a message to North Korea, Smidgen Rafferty was ecstatic. Like his owners, Smidge was a huge fan of the FOX News Channel, and had longed to see the famous aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson up close. Using his excellent sense of direction (his parents were illegals from Mexico after all) Smidge raced to the ocean, dove in, and began swimming as fast as his quivery, pencil legs would take him. When he reached the Sea of Japan, 9 days later, the USS Vinson was still in Australia.