Upon hearing that Trump and his cartel of deplorables would be slithering into Bedminster NJ on summer weekends, Township Mayor Steven Parker and Chief of Police Karl Rock knocked off early from work. Taking a back path to the Pluckemin Inn with hands clasped together to ward off rogue chipmunks, they didn’t utter a word. Their mission was obvious. They were going to get shit faced drunk and wake up in their clothes under the bar.