Ivanka Trump, the eldest Trump daughter, referred to by secret service as FFKOPOTUS (favorite first kid of prez of Merica), was p’d to the O big time. No sooner had she spoon fed china’s president Xi Jingping a gorgeous sliver of beautiful chocolate cake when word of her trademark deal with China leaked out. “Ugh” just “Ugh,” and she was so pleased with herself for being so sly. Nordstrom’s would have a hay day with this! As IF she didn’t have enough on her plate with the constant mockery of her dolt husband in his blue blazer and life jacket. 

Man does this all just chap her thonged ass.