Melania Trump’s new communications director Stephanie Grisham started her new job on Monday, April 10th surprised to learn she was tasked with “finalizing” the details for the famous White House Easter Egg roll to be held exactly one week later. On her To Do list: invite children, book an A List band to perform, get some of those Sesame Street characters, confirm the military bands and order the GD eggs. 

“Well,” thought Grisham as she slammed down the phone after learning that PBS would send only Oscar’s garbage can to the roll, “this will teach those losers not to wait until the last minute.” At least she was able to secure Bro4, an unknown boy band of brothers from Jersey.  It remains to be seen how Bro4 will fit in with the military bands that will also perform.