Theodore James Kushner, age 1, the youngest child of Ivanka and Jared Kushner knows stink when he smells it. And no, he’s not talking about the blowout he just had in his “dry-clean only” Mini Rodini linen shorts outfit (although that was a doozy). He’s thinking about Grandpa Donny and what a weird dude he is. Always yelling and shouting MAGA!, pumping his little arm up and down, ramming bites of “beautiful chocolate cake” and Russian caviar down his throat and shouting at the tall lady he’ll have to call Mrs. Trump. 

Truth be told, Theo thinks Mrs. Trump is so frosty and Grandpa Donny is scattered and kind of a loser. “This Easter egg hunt is going to suck,” he sighed, rolling over for his nap.